Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Bloody chickens!!!

So i'm about to declare an all out chicken war.  My (very nice) neighbors have three damned chickens.  While I don't usually have anything against our feathered friends these bitches are wearing on my nerves.  There is absolutely no reason for them to announce EVERY MORNING that the sun has come up.  If said sun does not come up we will all notice it without their assistance.  I'm thinking that I need to get a supersoaker...that would probably make me feel better.  Nothing like nailing a chicken with a highly pressurized stream of water at 6am to get the blood flowing.  Here some pics of the little MFers.  I have dubbed them:
Pot Pie
McNugget
and either Spicey or Dumpling...not sure which yet.  Please make suggestions for other chicken names in the comments.
Spying on the enemy from my living  room window.

vengeance will be mine...
And while we're on the topic of chickens...

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  1. AnonymousAugust 2, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    Sir Clucks a lot?

    And I'm stealing these from my friend that has chickens...which actually might have more in common with your neighbors?
    Fergie Duchess of YOLK
    Queen ElizaBEAK
    Princess Diana of WATTLES
    Pippa the Chicka
    Catherine, Duchess of CORNbridge.
    Victoria, LAY-dy in Waiting.

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