Monday, April 30, 2012

Waikiki is kind of meh

In lieu of doing actual work I decided to do a final post on Hawaii.
So we left Maui and headed over to Oahu for L's math conference thing (seriously, not really sure what it involved but I think it had to do with math and keeping planes from plummeting out of the sky).  The Sheraton Waikiki was nice and had lovely balconies.  They also had a fantastic infinity pool but a craptastic beach.  And by craptastic I mean that they didn't actually have a beach.  You had to walk to one of the neighboring resorts and exercise squatters rights in order to hang out on the sand.  So that was kind of lame.  I was able to make it out to the North Shore one day though and it was pretty awesome.  I also very much enjoyed watching the surfer boys ride the waves so there's that.  The next day we went over to Kailua for all of fifteen minutes.  The winds in Hawaii are ferocious.  Seriously nasty.  After some unintended microdermabrasion we packed up and headed back to the sort of sad 'beach' in Waikiki.  Once there we discovered there were bulldozers and whatnot driving back and forth dumping sand on the ground to enlarge the beach (also, they import Australian sand for their beach restoration which seems excessive).  But the water was nice and you can walk way out into the Pacific before it gets deep.  Anyway, we had some FANTASTIC food while we were in Waikiki.  Mostly in doughnut form but also some excellent porky goodness.  It turns out there are these Portuguese doughnuts called Malasadas that are kind of an unholy combination of beignets, the fluffiest normal doughnut ever, and an eclair.  Basically a fist sized fried and stuffed ball of happiness.  Mmmm...  http://www.leonardshawaii.com/ourstory.html    We also had a Hawaiian plate lunch at Ono Hawaiian Food.  YUM.  We had pork wrapped in taro leaves, kalua pork (basically shredded smoky pork), some kind of salmon thing I didn't eat, poi (weird purple paste), beef stew with rice, and wobbledy coconut stuff.  We also went to some other restaurants that were pretty nice: Town, Hiroshi's, and a fantastic food stand called Sam's (mmm... curry udon...).  I did miss the roadside fruit stands and fish tacos from Maui though.  I think that was more up my alley for island eating.
Anyway, here are some pics from Oahu.
Where happy things happen

Mmmm doughnut...

View of the city from the room

View of the ocean from the room

Infinity pool

Waves on the North Shore

Pineapple field!!

Waikiki evening

Heading to Kailua

Where the wind lives


Porky loveliness 

Diamond Head

Waikiki
Coming soon...porkstravaganza at Quinn's, return to hiking, and my plots on how to get an inflatable raft and adult soda up to an alpine lake at some point this summer.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Beach hopping on Maui

Maui was phenomenal.  Absolutely phenomenal.  It was laid back, beautiful, and if you were stuck in traffic then there was usually a beach on the side of the road where you could wait it out.  Also.  The fruit.  Good god the fruit.  I had the best pineapples and mangoes of my entire life while I was there.  These hippies set up shop on the side of the road and sell fruit and fresh smoothies out of their vans and it is WELL worth the stop.  I had a smoothie every day that I was there and by far my favorite was the papaya with lime.
We went to several beaches while we were there but Makena (muh-ken-uh) was by far the best.
The little beach across from our hotel

Wailea.  The winds chased os off of this one after about ten minutes.

Random beach on the side of the road

Roadside beach

CRAB! He kept challenging me to a duel.

Roadside hippies with their fruit.

Scenic outlook from the side of the highway

Tree flowers!

Heading toward Makena.  Bougainvilla growing as hedges.

Makena

Looking toward the rock wall that separates Big Beach from Little Beach

The good life.



Beach reading

Sunset back at the beach near the hotel

Day two at Makena

A lot of time was spent trying to figure out how to acquire a boat of some sort.

Sea turtle!

POG!  Passion/Orange/Guava juice mis.  Awesomeness.

Sunset

Dog paddling.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Don't piss off Pele

In addition to lovely beaches there are also apparently volcanoes on Hawaii.  I have wanted to see one of them for as long as I can remember and so was incredibly stoked at the chance to get to check out Haleakala while on Maui.  The drive up is pretty intense because in the space of about an hour and a half you go from sea level to 10,020ft.  There are a LOT of insane switchback on that drive.  Also, said switchbacks do not always have guardrails.  So that's fun.
Behold the photographic evidence of my inner (well not really so inner) nerd bliss.

Starting the drive up

Looking back toward the ocean

Goats!  There's a ton of ranch land on the interior of the island

Getting higher

Above the clouds!

At the first lookout area

Volcanic rocks everywhere.  I do not recommend walking on them in flip flops.  FYI


Incredible colors

Lava rocks above the clouds.

Phenomenal


Clouds creeping in to the crater


A trial down in to the crater



So that was awesome.